Dan Appel was the first person ever to like bacon. (Like, really like it.) Before bacon vodka, before bacon toothpaste and certainly before bacon condoms. He also apparently invented the selfie.

And in no particular order: Awards, whiskey advent calendar, Los Feliz, scarves, burgers, commercial representation, Felicity, VH1, GF, dog park, Santa Anita, Elvis live in Las Vegas, kid actor, 10009, horseback, did we mention bourbon?, Teen Mommy Darci, Sarah Lawrence, and a ’73 Dodge Dart Swinger with handicap controls he bought off a guy named Doug Roll. Oh, and two Primetime Emmys.

Lactose intolerance.